I don’t understand Children

When they wake up they’re all like..

When I wake up I have no energy.. 

At school they’re all..

At school I’m like..

When they get mad at someone they’re like …

When I get mad at someone…

When they tell their parents off the parents are like..

When I tell my parents off they’re like..

I can’t.

(Source: g-mazing, via theepichumor)

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